2 posts tagged “jackass”

At a recent gig we decided to go truck surfing. What was I thinking?...

Genuine dumb questions and dumb answers I have overheard, let me have yours. Obviously the title is one, here's some more;

Me: When is the next train to London?
Guard: You just missed one

Me: What beers do you have?
Waitress: Goose, Mac n Jaks and Bud are all off...

Me: Where's Rumours nightclub? (to a pedestrian, I'm lost, pre Tom Tom)
Pedestrian: Go down the road and take a right where I used to live...

French Truck Driver: (in French) Where's so and so located?
Me: Je suis non parlez vouz franglais (At this he wound the window up and reversed away from the quite clearly insane, linguistically challenged Englishman without uttering another word.)

So anyone else have any examples of the madness of strangers, or their own brand of dumbass answers of questions? Answers below!