4 posts tagged “comedy”
Hello, if you've liked any of my writing on this blog then think about this...
I am offering bespoke Poems, Poetry, or Prose tailored to suit your needs. If you have a Birthday, Wedding, Party, or event coming up, I can write a funny couplet, poem or joke for you to use in your speech, your card. on the invite or to perform at the event. Comedy pieces to order, you just provide the details and I'll weave it into a silly something for you to send to a special someone or use in the way you want.
All you need to do it get in touch and provide me with some details of the person or people you'd like the poem, verse or prose about plus how long you'd like the piece and your deadline and I'll send you an idea of cost. Once it's finished I can even have it printed on a nice paper and displayed in a lovely frame sent to the person directly, anywhere in the world.
For more info go here: Comedy Poems and Poetry written to order
More personal than Hallmark
More memorable than a Kodak moment
Funnier than a card from the corner shop
Perfect for:
Wedding Invites
Best Man Speeches
Eulogies
Roasts
Birthday Cards
and anything else you think might be approrpriate, or even inappropriate!
Contact me through my website (link above) or VOX or Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=605091109
And give the gift of comedy
Thy websites which art online
Content be thy name
Your visitors come
They may not return
Online it is not a given
Give us today our daily blog
Forgive us our spam
as we forgive those who spam against us
Lead us not into downtime
And deliver us from Apple
For the control, the alt and delete on keyboards
Downloads forever. iPod.
Sorry if I've offended anyone, please forgive me.
Feel free to send to as many people as you like, just make sure this URL is attached:
I shall be doing my standup/poetry with Frank DaPlank in attendence at The Boileroom venue in Guildford on the 11th September. So come down, drink make merry and watch me do my thang. The more of you who come the better chance I'll have of getting a regular spot!!! I'll even buy you a drink (one between all of you, with lots of straws... Nah, ok then.)
If you don't know Frank: www.myspace.com/frankdaplank
Text me on 07968 756595 to tell me you are coming first 6 get put on the guest list and get to touch Frank!
Tell people, tell all!
P.S. I promise no costumes/makeup/wigs will be worn.
