You're a twin and a gemini, wow! What's your sister's star sign?
Genuine dumb questions and dumb answers I have overheard, let me have yours. Obviously the title is one, here's some more;
Me: When is the next train to London?
Guard: You just missed one
Me: What beers do you have?
Waitress: Goose, Mac n Jaks and Bud are all off...
Me: Where's Rumours nightclub? (to a pedestrian, I'm lost, pre Tom Tom)
Pedestrian: Go down the road and take a right where I used to live...
French Truck Driver: (in French) Where's so and so located?
Me: Je suis non parlez vouz franglais (At this he wound the window up and reversed away from the quite clearly insane, linguistically challenged Englishman without uttering another word.)
So anyone else have any examples of the madness of strangers, or their own brand of dumbass answers of questions? Answers below!
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I've lost my phone (or other inanimate object)
Where did you have it last????
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! This one always gets to me!!
When I was incarcerated in hospital for 3 months pregnant with my twins I was sat round the breakfast table one morning and one woman, in early labour, on a TENS machine (we'll call her WIL) had the following conversation with me
WIL - How many weeks are you
Me - Only 27, already been here 4 weeks
WIL - WOW you're quite big
Me - Yeah I'm having twins, just hanging on to them for dear life at the moment
WIL - Oh wow, god, how scary, two babies. Are there twins in your family
Me - Yeah, loads, my mum had twins, a boy and a girl
WIL - So are you one of the twins
Me - No my brother and sister are
WIL - Wow, so are your brother and sister identical?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in the bank with my double buggy when Tom and Ruby were babies and the very self important bank manager asked me what I was doing job wise now that I wasn't in drama school anymore? Grrrrrrrrr.
I looked at the buggy, looked at him and said 'This is what I'm doing!'
Twat.