10 Reasons to Vote BNP

Here are my personal top ten reasons why you the UK voting public should put an X in the box next to any BNP candidates in your area.

10) You are a hate-filled, racist twat.
  9) You're a hate-filled, racist twat and you like company.
  8) You're a racist twat who thinks other races are less important than your own sacred race which is somehow given a divine right to live in the UK and just by stating that makes you magically more British than someone who's, let's for argumant sake is, umm... Black?
  7) You're hate-filled but haven't quite figured out why and blame "them" for causing all the problems in your twatty life.
  6) You come from a long line of Twats and are proud to show the nation just how pure your twat inbreeding is.
  5) You lived in Germany & between 1939 and 1945  thought that the Nazi's were a pretty resonable bunch of jovial chaps who, quite frankly, had some pretty sound and ethical policies for a sensible middle of the road political party and might be prone to uttering the phrase "Ich bin ein Twat".
  4) You haven't quite worked out that you're a twat or that the BNP are a whole bunch of racist twats. Although voting for them will reveal just how big a twat you actually are. It's rather like coming out of the twat closet to your friends, family and neighbours. Con-twat-ulations.
  3) You're an ill informed, knee jerk reactionary who has the slimmest grasp on politics and social issues and think that throwing out Johnny foreigner will create a better, fairer society full of reasonable and moral people with a good ethical standpoint, and if anyone says anything to the contrary well quite frankly they can just sod off too. But not to Spain, ruining the Costa Del Sol for all the proper British people who like to eat their Bacon butties with a side order of peeling, red and flaky skin.
  2) You are a heavily medicated serial sodomiser of chickens, who's medication has unfortuantely run out and you have escaped on voting day and someone's said you can have a go on a rather sexy looking Rhode Island Red if you would only just stick an X on this small bit of paper indicating that you accept all liabilites should the chicken get pregnant.
  1) All of the above

I would sooner burn off all my body hair with a flamethrower than vote for the British Numpty Party, that they exist is an affront to all things we the reasonable people of the world have fought for, still fight for and continue to uphold. That they have Winston Churchill on their leaflets is an insult to all the people who died in the war. That they don't realise this reveals their own shortcomings more starkly than if they had just printed "We're a bunch of racist, bigotted twats" on their posters. Anyone coming to my door peddling the acceptable face of racism is going to get a whole torrent of reasoned invective, not that I should really give them the time of day. That they think the fair minded reasonable people of the UK could conscience them running the country is the biggest insult to our intelligence.
If you are from the BNP and you're reading this and you think that I'm the twat, then good, I don't care at least I'm not a racist twat like you. If you don't like it in the UK and it's so terrible here leave, go, we don't want you. You're not welcome, yes YOU, you're the ones creating the problems not the politicans or those you seek to persecute. Look in the mirror, all you have to do to change the world is change your thinking, instead of tearing down, build. Instead of criticising, assist. Instead of seeing problems without, see them within.

If you fail to do this you are the one's with the flaw not somone who came to the UK looking to improve their families life or more importantly to escape death. That you think you are more important than these other humans actually devalues your own humanity.

I pity you for that, I truly do.

BNP. Stands for British Numpty Party let no one else persuade you differently, least of all their own members.